Buckle up Bagginses! We have a Sketchbook so bursting full of drawings, I literally do no know how to format it! I’ve been making a series of Tumblr posts in which I answer questions submitted by the lovely folks over there. The questions have been silly answers full of gifs and other nonsense, and you can see parts one, two, three and four in their original glory here! Either way, let’s get to it- enjoy!
Why is BTC called Jarool?
Anonymous asks:
Well Mr Mous,
Years ago There was a guy called BTC
He was pretty cool and loved to pet minecraft and play cats (or maybe the other way around). One day though, this guy called etho came along
Etho wanted a fight, because you know, Canadians and all, and started taunting BTC
Problem is, BTC hearing his name so much made him mad. Real mad. He’s usually cool as a cucumber this guy, but hearing his name that much made himmad…
…bad…
AND RAD!
BTC punched Etho so hard he broke the speed limit. His face was so broken, it fell off when he tried to blink. Etho lost every bone in his body, and the pen in his shirt pocket got broken TWICE. His nipples flew off in 6 different directions. Some say they’re still flying.
After Etho got back from hospital, it was decided this couldn’t happen again
It was ruled BTC could no longer use his name, and it must be changed to Jarool, after the first president of the United States (John Henry Jarool).
Ever since, there remains an uneasy friendship between everyone. But everyone knows never to stir the beast, lest this terrible tragedy happen again.
Hope that answers your question Mr Mous!
What happened to Beef’s Legs?
b7o7u7n7c7y asks,
Well that’s just a top notch question there BeeSevenOhSevenYouSevenEnSevenSeaSeven, what happened to villagebeef’s legs? At first, I figured Booff’s legs would be where you find most other legs- right between the nozzberry and babble bones!
However on closer inspection, it seem’s VantageBaf is missing his champion hams. There are several varying ideas as to what happened, from human error:
… natural causes…
and even seemingly safe activities
However it’s hard to tell which of these is true and not some lie perpetrated by /r/mindcrack or The Illuminati. What we do know is that berf uses the detachment of his legs to great effect:
I hope this answers your question sufficiently enug so you don’t loose too much sleep BeeSevenOhSevenYouSevenEnSevenSeaSeven!
and as vontagburf always says: “Stay frosty, and mind deez chuckies”
Where did Pyro get his Dinosaur Costume From?
Mr/Mrs/Tyrannosaurus Mousy asks:
Well [mind]crack me open and call me an easter egg, that’s a good question guy/girl/dinosaur! All these years of knowing Pooper, I never stopped to think: where did Piryi get his costume?!
To answer this, first we have to ask: what makes Psy-Ops’s costume?
As you can see: Pypee’s suit is a technological, high tech marvel. This is clearly demonstrated during Poi’s day job as a thigh slappin’ gob crackin’ superhero:
Also, Pap’s suit is not just for looks- it serves as a handy remote-control servant and friend (and lover…?) when the time calls!
But I hear you cry- WHERE? HOW? Why was Pepper blessed with such a suit? Well, it’s a dark tale. One that would shock you to your very core.
that would leave you wondering how you can ever look at him in the same way again…
And may make you ask yourself: wtf otp no mre bbz
HOW POOPER?! HOW DID YOU GET THE SUIT?! ANSWER US
I don’t know if I can ever look at Papa-Pie the same way again.
Hope that answers your question Anonymousus-Rex! You can ask me more questions (about anything you like!) here.
kindest Regards,
-Zip
What happened to Etho’s flowers?
A plant asks:
Uh huh I see what you’re asking there Mrs/Mr Vegetable and it’s a good questions: what happened to Peetho’s flowers? One minute he’s green fingers, next here’s sitting in a greenhouse full of only regrets and the warm heat of missed fauna.
To get to the bottom of this, I sends a letter to the sexy beasts at the Canadian Embassy:
and I got this reply:
“Dear LitZippo, The story of Ethrow’s flowers is a very important moment in Canadian history, so we decided to commemorate it in a series of crappy gifs. Enjoy mr Zappo.
I hope that answers your question Large Sunflower who learned to type, and remember to spay and neuter your pets.
THE ZIPPOSPHERE 